Friday, April 27, 2018

What about a Eucharistic Nanny job? :)


Wouldn't this be fun to read?

"Seeking a former missionary hermit whose donors no longer donate living a Eucharistically marital life with Jesus Crucified in order to spread His Resurrected Love in Joy to small children while being paid quite well so that later she can go back to the missions founding a house of prayer ministering to the poor and priests and religious coming to her to learn about the Heart of Her Eucharistic Husband Jesus.


Yes, I have experience in high-end formal homes as well (pre-hermit days: note- I only danced with brothers and children under the age of 10). I no longer would ever wear a strapless dress, but I can be formal. Jesus loved Lazarus as much as Zaccheus. Lots of formal children:

Necessary qualifications:
-Honesty (no lying or stealing or back-stabbing)
-20+ years soaking in daily Eucharistic Adoration 5-7 hours
-experience with families and small children of all socio-economic backgrounds, cultures, experiences
-lots of patience, love, creative fun and songs
-a natural teacher
-a clean person who doesn't mind organized chaos when 'life happens'
-attempting to unite all actions of life with the Hearts of Jesus raised on altars 4 times every second throughout the world while radiating Mary's Motherhood and love.
-kind to all people regardless of religious preference, parish choice, or dress code.

Needed language: love

References:
-the Holy Spirit

Must be very familiar with and experienced in saint-driven homes where all aspire to high virtue, humility, integrity, pure intentions, organized but free-spirited, gentle, (not a control freak) and yet with a hard work ethic and cooperative spirit of unity contained in balancing mercy, justice and Fiat when things go differently than perfectly planned for and expected."

I guess I'm just frustrated. Therese of Lisieux made a similar crazy wedding invitation for her vows. I guess we artists think alike.











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